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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Wit. Class. Sophistication. Dick jokes.</description><title>Growing Up Without Television</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @monkeyvision)</generator><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I have to enter data now.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sucky. School is really getting in the way of my Internetting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81770533</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81770533</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:09:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have an Idol girlcrush</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I know, I’m a loser for watching Idol, but that girl that sang “Alone” by Heart was freaking awesome. She had pretty hair and she BELTED it, it was so rad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81766746</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81766746</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:53:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My friend cancelled on dinner!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Now what am I supposed to do until Grey’s comes on?  Everyone is like, sick, or having a crisis, or busy…rarrrrrrrrr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81766162</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/81766162</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:50:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am the happiest girl in the whole world</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cognacthighs.tumblr.com/post/80054243/i-am-the-happiest-girl-in-the-whole-world" target="_blank"&gt;cognacthighs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Guess who gets to see Kings of Leon again in March!?!?!! I am so. excited.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, just to make this day even better I’m laying on the most amazing couch in the world in my lovely little house, in my favorite FSU sweatpants, listening to bomb ass music (yes! to that phrase), and about to nap. Chicago was fly, and I love the Enforcer, but there is not place like home.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If they don’t punk out and claim illness again, that is. I was so mad when they pulled that shit on me in ‘07.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80058476</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80058476</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:14:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>talix18:

monkeyvision:

mxanjos:
via img.skitch.com

Is this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/HtS6B8l3Lk6regp73MefStLbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://talix18.tumblr.com/post/80055064/monkeyvision-mxanjos-via-img-skitch-com-is" target="_blank"&gt;talix18&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80051549/mxanjos-via-img-skitch-com-is-this-for-real" target="_blank"&gt;monkeyvision&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mxanjos.tumblr.com/post/80023873/via-img-skitch-com" target="_blank"&gt;mxanjos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;via &lt;a href="http://img.skitch.com/20090220-xhmct7e3j4fdfewnnb7kfp2ari.png" target="_blank"&gt;img.skitch.com&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is this for real? Because the Oscars were just ruined for me…oh, I mean BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Who wants to be in charge of checking this against the eventual winners?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If I can grin and bear it through the Oscars again this year, I’ll give it a shot…the Heath Ledger eventuality really kills me though. I mean, he was fabulous and all, but obviously if E! announces that your mom has announced she will be accepting, it’s a lock.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80057967</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80057967</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:13:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mxanjos:
via img.skitch.com

Is this for real? Because the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/HtS6B8l3Lk6regp73MefStLbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mxanjos.tumblr.com/post/80023873/via-img-skitch-com" target="_blank"&gt;mxanjos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;via &lt;a href="http://img.skitch.com/20090220-xhmct7e3j4fdfewnnb7kfp2ari.png" target="_blank"&gt;img.skitch.com&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is this for real? Because the Oscars were just ruined for me…oh, I mean BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80051549</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80051549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:44:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Why is 3-D the new black?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;They are pushing it pretty hard all of a sudden. It’s like somebody in Hollywood went “HEY! I know how we can get more millions! We will make everyone wear glasses while they watch our movies/television shows/whathaveyou and they will LOVE it!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have always been a really big fan of IMAX 3-D, because then the sharks and glaciers and lava flows and whatnot are all coming right for you and they are also ginormous, so it’s pretty awesome and worth the $15 (not inclusive of your aquarium visit).  But I kinda don’t think I need to watch Rock of Love in 3-D (which if this succeeds will no doubt happen).  The boobs are big enough and I don’t want to experience Bret Michaels’ tongue in any kind of quasi-realistic way, thankyouverymuch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That said, my BF and I saw Coraline (3-D) over the weekend, and it was pretty cool, but I think it would have been cool without being 3-D, given that animation has gotten so GD good that light, hair, flesh, and so on are already astounding in animated films. Also, we had to pay extra for 3-D and the glasses were not very comfortable (and I seriously hope the theatre actually recycles them).  Long story short, 3-D is a neat concept but I wonder how well it will do in the larger entertainment market, i.e. outside of overpriced aquariums.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80022825</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/80022825</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:43:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh yeah...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Masshole, that was in fact for you! =)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78051369</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78051369</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:41:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hee hee.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/nxcvpK4z2jwmbt2esBOUeFTDo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hee hee.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78048157</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78048157</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:28:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear cat.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Please stop rubbing your face on my computer and purring. It does make the screen easier to read when you coat it in fur and it does not make me any more likely to give you leftover orange-flavor chicken.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78045022</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78045022</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:13:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Smile Friday…Winston is the Most Awesome Cat edition....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/nxcvpK4z2jwk3kxhrUoD00dYo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Smile Friday…Winston is the Most Awesome Cat edition. Okay, so he isn’t EXACTLY smiling, but cats are sort of like that. He’s smiling on his insides.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78033720</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78033720</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:25:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hearts? I HEART YOU, TUMBLR!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am really excited because today is the boyf’s birthday…I think I am more stoked for it than he is…but that is because he has NO idea what is in store for him! Wooooo!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78032174</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/78032174</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:18:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you had any superpowers, what would you choose?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankeegirl.tumblr.com/post/77249165/if-you-had-any-superpowers-what-would-you-choose" target="_blank"&gt;yankeegirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://3dancehalldrug.tumblr.com/post/77248792" target="_blank"&gt;3dancehalldrug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alyea.tumblr.com/post/77248411/if-you-had-any-superpowers-what-would-you-choose" target="_blank"&gt;alyea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://3dancehalldrug.tumblr.com/post/77216841" target="_blank"&gt;3dancehalldrug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://invisible-cities.tumblr.com/post/77214947/if-you-had-any-superpowers-what-would-you-choose" target="_blank"&gt;invisible-cities&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sufjanssteven.tumblr.com/post/77213052/if-you-had-any-superpowers-what-would-you-choose" target="_blank"&gt;sufjanssteven&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kandidkandor.tumblr.com/post/77212903/if-you-had-any-superpowers-what-would-you-choose" target="_blank"&gt;kandidkandor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://wwyd.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;wwyd&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
The power to have any power that I could think of. Along the lines of a Green Lantern Corps ring. Powers that are will based, that I could choose per occasion.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flying.&lt;br/&gt;Please and thank you.&lt;br/&gt;:D&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’d like to be able to heal people. Me and everyone else by touching them.&lt;br/&gt;Or flying, that’d be fun, but you wouldn’t be able to use it; if anyone saw you they’d do things to you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’d want be able to change my appearance easily and fast. And haha dancehalldrug, they would do things to you. To you, not me since they’d never catch me &gt;8D&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;haha thanks for the confidence. +Actually I prefer your idea, although if I could heal things I could heal my appearance?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Transconfiguration. Oh, I have watched harry potter too much.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The power to make people MAKE OUT! Because making out is awesome and everyone would be happier.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh dude…it’s “transfiguration”. =) The fact that I corrected that ups my nerd cred by a factor of 4.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77302226</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77302226</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:51:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Can I just get something off my chest here?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://talix18.tumblr.com/post/77258462/can-i-just-get-something-off-my-chest-here" target="_blank"&gt;talix18&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://littleorphanammo.tumblr.com/post/77257279/can-i-just-get-something-off-my-chest-here" target="_blank"&gt;littleorphanammo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;-Gate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it is meaningless when used in an attempt to label something a scandal and here’s why.  Watergate is not a compound word.  It is a proper name of a Hotel in D.C.  It was called the Watergate scandal because said scandal happened AT THE HOTEL. Which hotel?  That’s right, The WATERGATE hotel.  It did not happen in the water.  It did not happen in the pool.  It did not happen on a boat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You cannot just chop off the end of a proper name and tack it onto a word of your choosing to indicate scandalous behavior i.e.: Nipplegate, Octogate, Bonggate, whatevergate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It doesn’t freaking work that way and I want every supposedly legitimate news agency that keeps repeating these stupid stupid words, to stop using such idiotic descriptors right effing now.  Do it, if not because of what I’ve just mentioned, but because linguistically drawing a comparison between Janet Jackson’s nipple popping out of her top and the biggest political scandal in American history is fucking RETARDED.  OK?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thankyou.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;______-oholic.  No, it’s “alcohol”, thus “alcoholic”.  Addicted to chocolate?  You’re a chocolatic.  Get it straight.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“I’m a rageaholic…I can’t live without rageahol!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77301378</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77301378</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:47:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thenewfilosofee:

exclamation:

omnialx:

bikerfish:

jennifur85:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/uc7mcqMjNjr1owfqp7RqVO0Ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thenewfilosofee.tumblr.com/post/77260475/exclamation-omnialx-bikerfish" target="_blank"&gt;thenewfilosofee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://exclamation.tumblr.com/post/77250226/omnialx-bikerfish-jennifur85-stephanieho" target="_blank"&gt;exclamation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://omnialx.tumblr.com/post/77244829/bikerfish-jennifur85-stephanieho-via-improv" target="_blank"&gt;omnialx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bikerfish.tumblr.com/post/77233206/jennifur85-stephanieho-via-improv-everywhere" target="_blank"&gt;bikerfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jennifur85.tumblr.com/post/77224701/stephanieho-via-improv-everywhere-nyc" target="_blank"&gt;jennifur85&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://stephanieho.tumblr.com/post/76947559/improv-everywhere-nyc" target="_blank"&gt;stephanieho&lt;/a&gt;: Via &lt;a href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/02/09/high-five-escalator/" target="_blank"&gt;Improv Everywhere, NYC&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;awesome!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Super cool!  On that note, when you high five, do it like you mean it. As my buddy and I like to say…if it doesn’t hurt, it’s not a high five, it’s a handshake!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77300659</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/77300659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i should ask the barista for her number.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://saintnate.tumblr.com/post/76017865/i-should-ask-the-barista-for-her-number" target="_blank"&gt;saintnate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Or, at least her name, or something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everytime I’m in here, no matter how long the intervals may be between my visits to Starbucks, she knows my story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then again, maybe she’s just good with people…and I don’t want to come off as a creeper. Blurg.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dodgy situation…the thing is, if she likes you, she won’t find it creepy no matter what you say. If she doesn’t, she will find it creepy no matter how nice you are. This is the sad thing about talking to people in their place of work…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/76018624</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/76018624</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:49:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm wearing a sweater over my sweater.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Goddamn that groundhog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75998166</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75998166</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:11:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Internal Struggle</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://megwhyte.tumblr.com/post/75954844/internal-struggle" target="_blank"&gt;megwhyte&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘Kay, so…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been really good about going to the gym - basically every day for a few weeks (minus the time J came to visit bc… well… whatever, he worked me out) but today I’m having this terrible back and forth with myself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the last three days I’ve been working my legs A LOT - to the point where I can feel the soreness when I go to cross and re-cross my legs.  This, combined with the new daily 3:35pm headache and the giant pile of laundry on my bed that needs to be folded and the awesome hair day I’m having are making me not want to go.  Its also leg day, which means 2 miles of running, 20 minutes on the stair master, and then a full set of lifting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOWEVER, I really love the way I feel when I’m there/leaving.  Plus there’s that guy that always stares at me which I’ve come to regard as flattering vs. being sketched out by it.  I’m also a little weary of the bathing suit wearing aspect of Las Vegas - even though its a couple months away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So really, its now time to be my &lt;a href="http://officed.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;internet BFF&lt;/a&gt; and tell me what to do.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You’ve been working hard, plus you’re really sore. It would probably do you good to take a day off…the benefits from the workouts you’ve been doing won’t just go away because you skip one day. I say do laundry, enjoy your hair, and get back in there tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75957533</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75957533</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:01:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Monster cake for my man's birthday.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;me: amie and i made the best cake yesterday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michael: awesome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me: it’s gonna rock chocolate cake with licor 43…layered with caramel cheescake and a layer of flambe bananas…with licor 43 ganache icing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michael: wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me: chocolate ganache.  no shit, it’s the bizzomb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michael: that’s impressive&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me: we’re calling it monster cake&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75952651</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75952651</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>justinesamantha:

LOOKBOOK.nu: You’ve got to be kidding me
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/dhSbp8C7ijkzeacyrvokkU7Yo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://justinesamantha.tumblr.com/post/75857566/lookbook-nu-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me-i-like" target="_blank"&gt;justinesamantha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/72468-You-ve-got-to-be-kidding-me" target="_blank"&gt;LOOKBOOK.nu: You’ve got to be kidding me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like parts from this ensemble. The skirt, the top, the belt and the tights. Everything else is borderline Boy George.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;All these bits together look like pre-surgery Michael Jackson made a love child with early Madonna.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75921480</link><guid>http://monkeyvision.tumblr.com/post/75921480</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:07:10 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
